5 Funny Horse Racing Jokes

Contributed By Dave "Daily Double" Wildermuth
Posted on 6/15/15 8:44 AM

Its fun to watch a race with your friends, family, and business associates. Have a few drinks, kick back, and make a few bets based on your logic and handicapping abilities. Here are 5 jokes you can set up next time you are having a good time with a wonderful group of people watching the race!

Horse Racing Jokes

Dave said to Chris, 'I put $20 on a horse last week and he came in at twenty five to one.'

'Wow! you must be loaded', said Chris.

'Not really' said Dave, 'the rest of the field came in at twelve thirty.'

Ben A
A jockey went into the paddock and the trainer said to him 'You need to win this race because my wife has had a pony on and I have had a monkey on the horse'.

The jockey replied 'how am going to fit on then?'.

Claire Kimberley
Why should you never be rude to a jump jockey?

In case he takes offense (a fence).

Author Unknown
What's the difference between praying in church and at the track?

At the track you really mean it!

Author Unknown
The tipster said this horse would walk in.

It did, but all the others galloped.

Author Unknown

Please share any good horse racing jokes you have heard in the comments below. Thanks for reading

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